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Wendy B
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Wendy B This band is my favourite earworm. I don't think I've heard anything by them that I actually dislike! Favorite track: Depressingly Shit Lunchtime Sandwich.
Michael Porcello
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Michael Porcello Every album these guys have out is nothing except fucking amazing. Some of the grooviest and mathy riffs I've heard in a long time. Favorite track: Jason Fucked The Argonauts.
Ashley West-Mullen
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Ashley West-Mullen AMTP take post-rock and math-rock monikers and stomp all over them with really heavy boots whilst naked and covered in jam. If that doesnt sound like fun then this isn't for you. Favorite track: Mutha Hubbard, Wha' Choo Doin' In Ma Cupboard?!.
Dave Smith
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Dave Smith Never heard that much Racquet come from a tele !! Fuckin' great !!! ...... worth 3 quid Favorite track: Jason Fucked The Argonauts.
Alexander Lynham
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Alexander Lynham They sent me a curly wurly so I have to write something nice here. Favorite track: Jason Fucked The Argonauts.
John Parachute
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John Parachute found this entirely at random and I love it so much. Big fun and riffy. Yessssssss.
It sounds a little bit like my own band, we are kindred spirits Favorite track: Depressingly Shit Lunchtime Sandwich.
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AMTP is our debut album. We released it in April 2012. Here are some nice things people have said about it:

"Their self-titled album hits the spot in a pretty satisfying way. If it be technical math-tastic rock all over the chip shop you’re in need of, look no further than this"

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"The band’s wisely titled album 'AMTP' is a journey on which you can easily get lost...the juxtaposition of relentless thrashing and melodic (and rare) vocals is perfect. Alpha Male Tea Party offer something honest and genuine to a genre which, thanks to a few hipsters, is all too used to dragging its pretentious connotations around like a ball and chain."


"Any money when you listen to this you won’t know whether you want to dance or masturbate, trust me."



released April 21, 2012


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alpha male tea party Liverpool, UK

Alpha Male Tea Party are one of them bands from Liverpool that don’t sound like a band from Liverpool, playing an aggressive yet melodic breed of guitar driven math-rock which nods to the likes of Brontide, You Slut! and Tera Melos.


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